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1. Tell her she is beautiful (NOT hot, fine, or sexy.)
2. Hold her hand at any moment, even if it's just for a second.  Make her feel protected.
3. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
4. Always tell her you love her every second of the day.
5. When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
7. Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.
8. Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
9. Write her notes.  (She loves them.)
10. Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.
11. Play with her hair.
12. Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.
13. Sit in the park and just talk to her.
14. Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night . . . just because you missed her.
15. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
16. Carve your names into a tree.
17. Never refuse to kiss her in public.
18. Give her piggyback rides.
19. Bring her flowers
20. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you're alone.
21. Look her in the eyes and smile.
22. Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.
23. Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing.
24. Kiss her in the rain.
25. Love her. If you don't, you're not going to treat her like a queen. Assuming that love is in place, it is up to you to treat her well.
26. Give her a nickname that she loves and makes her feel special.
27. Treat her special! Open doors for her, give her your coat when she's cold, don't let her walk on the curb, carry her purse, etc.
28. Do something for her without her asking you to do it. Surprise her by getting a card for her for no reason. Buy her chocolate on your way back home. Drop by or give a random call telling her that you miss and love her.  Understand that little things mean a lot!  A love note, rose, sweet text message or things like this just to let her know you are thinking of her and care for her.
29. Make her feel like the best thing in your life. She probably is!
30. It's okay to have friends (male or female); however, if your girlfriend has a problem with the female friends you should be willing to compromise.
31. Be careful about complimenting other girls, especially if she doesn't know them. She may get jealous and angry with you.
32. Don't ever hug friends for too long, especially if you know she's not too fond of the friend.  Also, don't treat your female friends like you'd treat her.  She's a special part of your life, so save the cuddly stuff exclusively for her.  Don't lean your head against one of your female friend's heads or nap with any of your female friends.  This will only make her jealous and distrusting.
33. When people diss her, stand up for her.
34. Be her best friend. Girls can be insanely loyal; she will be yours, no question.
35. Be yourself. Don't put on a fake show of yourself.
36. When you are spending time with her, make sure she has your attention. Make sure you listen to her and talk to her. Just sitting beside her doesn't count as time together.
37. DON'T CHEAT ON HER. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, she WILL find out and you WILL be dead (or over.)
38. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
39. Every girl should eventually get THREE THINGS from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
40. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the shit out of him.
41. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
42. Memorize her god damn birthday. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.  Make her feel like her birthday is the most special day in the world
43. DON'T give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's Day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.  Jewelry is always nice.
44. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
45. Put your arms around her waist and whisper in her ears.
46. Look deep into her eyes, put both hands on her cheeks, and tell her you love her more than anything.
47. Be the best boyfriend in the world.
48. Buy or make her something special once a month to show your love.
49. When something makes her mad stay with her until she is smiling again.  When she is crying wipe her tears away with your hand and hold her until she stops to let her know that you'll always be there for her
50. Look at her like she is the only woman in the world that you see.
51. Always remember the way and the date that you met.
52. Have your portrait taken together.  It will be a lifetime memory of your happy relationship and it may come in handy some day in the future-- when you need a photo for the newspaper engagement announcement!
53. Never talk about your ex-girlfriend in front of them.
54. Be her superman: no matter what she says or how she reacts to things, she's always going to need you.  Never let her down by failing to return a call or text and making her worry.
55. If you make a promise to her about something important, keep it.  Disappointment is one of the worst things that can happen to her, and when it comes from you it significantly hurts her.
  • Listening to: 45 ~ Shinedown
  • Reading: The Gunslinger
  • Playing: Fame
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UBERzero1 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2016  New Deviant
MEN HAVE TO ENGAGE ONLY THAT WHICH WOMEN WANT ,,,, DESIRABLE MALE
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UBERzero1 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2016  New Deviant
SO WE ARE NOW HOT UPON THE TRAIL OF QUEENIE ,,, SHE IS THE GIRL YOU HAVE GOT OR WILL GET
if SHE IS WITH YOU NOW , THEN YOU HAVE TO MAKE HER KNOW SHE IS THE QUEEN
THIS MEANS REJECTING ALL FEMINISTS IDEALS
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UBERzero1 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2016  New Deviant
YOUR GIRL IS PROBABLY AGED 20-60 YRS
EMPLOYED OR WORKING IN ANY CAPACITY
ENGAGING , UNLESS SHY , AND WANTING TO DATE
AND SHE WILL RATE YOU THE SAME WAY
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UBERzero1 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2016  New Deviant
AND THAT ONE WILL GO THROUGH HELL TO GIVE HER MAN A BAG OF KIDS
WHO IS IT
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UBERzero1 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2016  New Deviant
MEN ,, FIND YOUR GIRL
EVERYONE IS DESIRABLE ,, NAH!
NO ONE IS DESIRABLE ,,, BOLLOCKS !
SOMEONE , BUT NOT EVERYONE IS DESIRABLE
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UBERzero1 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2016  New Deviant
BEING PC AND SAYING SHE IS A PERSON JUST KILLS ALL
TAKE HER HOME AND CROSS HER LEGS UP BEHIND YOU
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UBERzero1 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2016  New Deviant
NEVER TALK ABOUT IT , JUST DO IT
YOU WANT TO CONQUER , SHE WANTS TO SURRENDER ,
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UBERzero1 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2016  New Deviant
NEVER DATE A GIRL IN FLAT SHOES
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UBERzero1 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2016  New Deviant
PC PEOPLE NEVER GET LUCKY , THEY JUST DEAL WITH BOREDOM
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UBERzero1 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2016  New Deviant
ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS BE A DESIRABLE MAN
THIS IS A FACT
WE JUST HAVE TO MAKE IT EVIDENT
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UBERzero1 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2016  New Deviant
WOMEN ARE VERY INTERESTED IN THE WOLF
WE,, ARE ALL WOLVES
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UBERzero1 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2016  New Deviant
qualification ,, she wants to be anything , and  everything, plus  ****  leftist greenie etc.,  and identified as a "person" ,, but not when she is in the presence of; and smitten by wolfgang needlemeyer
YES ,, SHE IS NEVER A "PERSON"
NEVER USE THE WORD ,,, ----> PERSON,.....  IT SUCKS , MAJOR
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UBERzero1 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2016  New Deviant
people= men, women, boys , girls , teenagers children , infants ..  ,,, there is no such thing as a " person" ,   let us start here !
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UBERzero1 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2016  New Deviant
There are only people
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UBERzero1 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2016  New Deviant
call a female----> a "person" and you have insulted her
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UBERzero1 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2016  New Deviant
There is no such thing as a person
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UBERzero1 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2016  New Deviant
without women the home furnishing industry would just tank!
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UBERzero1 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2016  New Deviant
women expect that their man may be nice and sometimes stupid
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UBERzero1 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2016  New Deviant
stupid men give girls ammunition, don't do it 'cause it backfires on them
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UBERzero1 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2016  New Deviant
love .... in all forms is the first step to chaos & chaos means divorce or not ,, It's up to you
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UBERzero1 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2016  New Deviant
You can only seduce if you care .....   for her
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UBERzero1 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2016  New Deviant
makeup and high heels are important with naturale' selection
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UBERzero1 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2016  New Deviant
if you flirt it kills her , do not do this in front of her
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UBERzero1 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2016  New Deviant
do not use the word lovely ,, it means fat ,, just say beautiful
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UBERzero1 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2016  New Deviant
let's just move on with male and female ,,, there are of course the ,, et al s'
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UBERzero1 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2016  New Deviant
we are mad , crazy
women and men both ,
and this is the basis of understanding each other ,,
we are crazy for anyone ....,,, worthwhile, THAT IS !!!!!!!
ALL WE CAN DO MOVE IN AS ---->  " HE '
AND ,,, DEAL WITH-------> "SHE"
AS WE MUST..........
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UBERzero1 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2016  New Deviant
queenie = new item
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UBERzero1 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2016  New Deviant
I think princess should be a queen , and queenie needs a re think
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mblh Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2016  New Deviant
:| (Blank Stare) My partner and I have been trying for a baby for over two years now, We were going to a fertility clinic for about 5 months before somebody told us to contact this spell caster who is so powerful, We contacted him at this email; okeke.solution.temple@priest.com for him to help us, then we told him our problem, he told us that we will either conceive in February 2016 or March 2016,but after two years of trying we were at a point where we were willing to try anything. And I'm glad we came to Priest Okeke, Because his pregnancy spell cast put us at ease, and I honestly believe him, and his gods really helped us as well, I am thankful for all he has done. contact him via email: okeke.solution.temple@priest.com if you are trying to get a baby or want your lover back. he has powers to do it, he has done mine. you can also reach him on his website http://
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Glenn790 Featured By Owner May 19, 2016
MARRIAGE RESTORED! My wife pack out of the house with my kids and said she was no longer interested in me anymore. She said all the abusive words and said am not a good husband because I wasn't working, instead I was wasting her time, so i contacted this Strong spell caster DR OLO'R'UN a week ago after reading Miracles about his spell over the net, I consulted him for a love spell, crying not knowing what to do. He told me that he will cast a lover spell for me so my wife will come back to me. After 4 days of casting the spell, my wife call me apologizing and begging me to come home. The tender that i was waiting for was approved and he started telling me that am a good husband that I must forgive her for the bad things she had said. Am thanking DR OLO'R'UN for the Faith and Trust he showed me. if any body is out there passing through any relationship difficulties should kindly contact him via email: olorunoduduwaspiritualtemple@gmail.com
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KatieD1 Featured By Owner May 7, 2016
My husband came back to me and the kids with the help of Priest Kasa, and said there will be no need for divorce after several months of separation.Thinking how this world would have been for me and the kids without my husband. Feeling so excited now that he is back, just can't thank Priest Kasa enough. kasalovespell@hotmail.com is who to contact, if you ever need help in your marriage.
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gtu099 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2016
Hello friends,  I never believed in love spells,I want to share my testimony and how grateful I am since my lover came back to me because of the great help from a powerful spell caster DR. OKWYZIL whose email address is [ dr.okwyilspelltemple1@gmail.com  ] rendered to me. My boyfriend broke up with me on the first week of October last year because he thought I was cheating on him, he told me that her friends has been telling him that I have been seeing someone else when he is not around. I tried to make him understand that him friends are lying to him but he did not give me the chance to explain to him this was how he left me. After a month of our breakup I tried to live a normal life without him but it was very hard for me to cope then I decided to contact DR. OWYZIL after seeing several testimonies about his work every single blog I log into via his email address dr.okwyilspelltemple@hotmail.com which I came across this month January 2nd during my search looking for help on how to get my lover back. DR. OKWYZIL then cast a love spell for me and made my lover to come back to me within the period of 48hours. With this great joy in my heart I want to say a big thanks to DR. OKWYZIL. If any one needs such help don’t wait all life time to get help in getting back your boyfirend to be come my husband now .
 SO FOR FIX THE FOLLOWING PROBLEMS USING POWERFUL SPELLS TO ALL ACROSS THE GLOBE ON:
1. Getting your lover or husband back
2. Spiritual bulletproof 
3. Training
4. Money spell
5. Long life spell
6. Prosperity spell
7. Protection spell
8. Get a job spell
9. Becoming a manager spell
10. Get a huge loan without paying any fee spell
11. Getting your scam money back
12. Child spell
13. Pregnancy spell
14. Freedom spell
15. Love spell
16, vanishing spell
17. Invisible human spell
18. Success or pass spell
19. Marriage spell
20. Avenging spell
21. Popularity spell
22. Killing spell
23. Cancer spell
24. Supernatural power spell
25. Madness spell
26. Free house loan spell
27. Production spell of films and movie
28. Hiv/aids spell
29. Tuberculosis spell
30. Loose weight and body spell -FOR HELP EMAIL AT:
dr.okwyilspelltemple1gmailcom or dr.okwyilspelltemple@hotmail.com wwwfacebook.com/DrOkwzyil-Herb… 1633672573550153/?ref=hl    You can also contact him through his Whatsapp +2349031726182 Contact him now for love spell to bring back your ex lover and pregnancy spell he is the best spell caster and he is the best solution to all relationship problems.can see what he can do and i believe that he can do so four you too 
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gtu099 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2016
 My lover is back with the great help from  DR. OKWYZIL., he help me cast a spell that brought my ex husband back to my arms in just 4 days after the spell was cast. my lover left me with out a formal notification and now my ex is back is back with  DR. OKWYZIL. spell, once again I want to thank  DR. OKWYZIL.for his wonderful spell him have cast for me to bring my lover back, am now a happy person with my lost lover. 
SO FOR FIX THE FOLLOWING PROBLEMS USING POWERFUL SPELLS TO ALL ACROSS THE GLOBE ON:
1. Getting your lover or husband back
2. Spiritual bulletproof 
3. Training
4. Money spell
5. Long life spell
6. Prosperity spell
7. Protection spell
8. Get a job spell
9. Becoming a manager spell
10. Get a huge loan without paying any fee spell
11. Getting your scam money back
you can contact the great spell caster on his email:  dr.okwyilspelltemple1gmailcom or dr.okwyilspelltemple@hotmail.com wwwfacebook.com/DrOkwzyil-Herb… 1633672573550153/?ref=hl    You can also contact him through his Whatsapp +2349031726182 
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gtu099 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2016
Hello friends,  I never believed in love spells,I want to share my testimony and how grateful I am since my lover came back to me because of the great help from a powerful spell caster DR. OKWYZIL whose email address is [ dr.okwyilspelltemple1@gmail.com  ] rendered to me. My boyfriend broke up with me on the first week of October last year because she thought I was cheating on him, he told me that her friends has been telling her that I have been seeing someone else when she is not around. I tried to make him understand that him friends are lying to her but she did not give me the chance to explain to her this was how she left me. After a month of our breakup I tried to live a normal life without her but it was very hard for me to cope then I decided to contact DR. OWYZIL after seeing several testimonies about his work every single blog I log into via his email address dr.okwyilspelltemple@hotmail.com which I came across this month January 2nd during my search looking for help on how to get my lover back. DR. OKWYZIL then cast a love spell for me and made my lover to come back to me within the period of 48hours. With this great joy in my heart I want to say a big thanks to DR. OKWYZIL. If any one needs such help don’t wait all life time to get help in getting back your boyfirend to be come my husband now .
 SO FOR FIX THE FOLLOWING PROBLEMS USING POWERFUL SPELLS TO ALL ACROSS THE GLOBE ON:
1. Getting your lover or husband back
2. Spiritual bulletproof 
3. Training
4. Money spell
5. Long life spell
6. Prosperity spell
7. Protection spell
8. Get a job spell
9. Becoming a manager spell
10. Get a huge loan without paying any fee spell
11. Getting your scam money back
12. Child spell
13. Pregnancy spell
14. Freedom spell
15. Love spell
16, vanishing spell
17. Invisible human spell
18. Success or pass spell
19. Marriage spell
20. Avenging spell
21. Popularity spell
22. Killing spell
23. Cancer spell
24. Supernatural power spell
25. Madness spell
26. Free house loan spell
27. Production spell of films and movie
28. Hiv/aids spell
29. Tuberculosis spell
30. Loose weight and body spell -FOR HELP EMAIL AT:
dr.okwyilspelltemple1gmailcom or dr.okwyilspelltemple@hotmail.com wwwfacebook.com/DrOkwzyil-Herb… 1633672573550153/?ref=hl    You can also contact him through his Whatsapp +2349031726182 Contact him now for love spell to bring back your ex lover and pregnancy spell he is the best spell caster and he is the best solution to all relationship problems.can see what he can do and i believe that he can do so four you too 
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carolyncockburn Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2016
Want to treat your woman like a princess, and keep her happy? Then take a look at this book; www.amazon.com/How-Make-Woman-…. It worked for me!
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pen15funtime Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2015  Hobbyist
55 Ways to get into the friendzone* xD
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LongLiveTheSovereign Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015  Professional Traditional Artist
Now if only I could FIND myself a girlfriend, I'll be good to go! HAHAHAHAA....ha...ha...DXCrying   
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pen15funtime Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2015  Hobbyist
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NNeye Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This has nothing to do with treating a woman like a queen, but everything to do with treating a woman with dignity and respect. Why queen?
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katakittieks Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014
<3 I love this <3 <3
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Maribeth32 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014
I was crushed when my lover of three years left to be with another woman. I cried and sobbed every day, until it got so bad that I reached out to the Internet for help.And i saw a testimony of a spell caster who help a girl called Michelle and i said let me give it a try so i contact him for help and he cast a love spell for me which i use in getting my love back and now i am a happy woman.For what you have done for me,i will not stop to share your goodness to people out there for the good work you are doing.I hope God blesses you as much as you have help me to get my Love back, i am talking about priestandrew91@yahoo.com, he is really a God sent.
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RandomLords Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013  Student Digital Artist
As a guy, I can totally agree with 98% of this list. A word of advice though, do NOT smother her. She needs her space sometimes too.

As for everything else, its very true. Girls do not want to hear about your ex's, they want to be called beautiful and not 'hot' (it's okay to tell her she's sexy when you're being playful), and if another guy is bothering her, you best beat the ever-loving shit out of that other guy.

Put her first. Don't tell your lady that you would rather hang out with the guys than her. Some advice for having a girlfriend you are serious about dating; If you have no intention to see her, talk to her, or be with her, you should not be dating her at all.
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Merlin7734 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2012
Lidderpants, you are no Gentleman. There's a difference between treating your woman like a queen and her treating you like a doormat.
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lidderpants Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2009
so, in essence: treat her like she's as immature as a newborn with all the wants of her present age. let her walk all over you. make her feel like it's okay that she overreacts. did i miss anything? oh yes. let her control your life. fantastic ideas, all of them.

after much consideration, i don't regret this comment in the slightest.
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tobias123e Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2015
You really have no clue how to treat a girl do you? I really hope for their sake that none of them ever choose you...
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